To use or not to use? That is the question.
Of course, I am referring to condoms.
Of course, you should use them.
However, eventually (and especially when a fierce vixen gets on the pill) sex is experienced without a condom. And then Hell opens up and engulfs the evil sinner that you have become. Oh, and you still get pregnant and die.
Just kidding. Well, sort of.
But, really. It feels so much better without the condom. However, that really isn’t okay. Pills are great and effective, if you remember to take them, but shit happens. So what’s the solution? My favorite, trusty brand of condoms (Trojan) created the Ecstasy condom. I don’t think I could ever use any other condom again. And WHY THE HELL DID IT TAKE SO LONG TO COME UP WITH THIS CONDOM DESIGN????A tight bottom ring and then a loose spermy wormy catcher. (Bahaha. Sorry, I couldn’t resist.) Now Trojan will start making condoms of that design. Hallelujah! So I suggest that the next time you’re at Wal*Mart go to the birth control section and grab a pack of Ecstasies. They come in a pack of ten for about six and a half bucks. Which is way less than the dollar fifty SLU makes you pay for a condom in the vending machines.
Next on my list: Fire and Ice condoms 
I’ll let you all know how it goes.
LOVE,
Bee
P.S.
My friend told me that they make vibrating rings that can go on with a condom. Apparently they are phenomenal.
CHEEKY